Anonymous commenting enabled, IP logging not. All comments are screened for virgin eyes.

Plz touch me gently and use lube. ♥

An unknown signal is interfering with my global positioning system. [ pause ] I can't determine my location or method of travel through my internal systems.

To all those accessing the "network," if you could please provide me with information regarding this city, it would be appreciated.

[ and in an undertone: ] Mission postponed. Again.


[[ooc; When sexbot first met Caterina, he chose to join her side as her "possession." NOT ANYMORE. 8) The result? He's not supressing his emotions. /o/]]

Cardinal Caterina Sforza, the Duchess of Milan has left the City.

All personal and business messages for the Duchess will be left in my care.

( filter » clearance: abel nightroad » unhackable )


[[ooc; Not emo sexbot is emo. Gonna have to leave for a bit, but I'll bbl, bbs. ♥]]

Running internal diagnostics.

Re-confirming results.

I... seem to have malfunctioned.

...

Requesting from the City further information on the romantic and sexual connotations of a "kiss."

I deduce that there is a curse today.

... I deduce that there is a curse today.

I deduce that there is a curse today.


[[ooc; Tres Iqus is Latin for the number 3 and the letter X, his model number. Therefore, he's doing everything 3x today, because I'm cruel. :3]]

( filter » clearance: ax » unhackable )

Residents of the City, explain why Father Abel Nightroad would bestow my name upon a canine.

Futhermore, what is the purpose of a "pet"?

Running internal diagnostics.

...

Re-confirming results.

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( filter » clearance: caterina sforza » unhackable )

I require a location to purchase munitions and security devices.

... Additionally, I require a location to purchase tea cups.


[[ooc; I'm a little teabot, short and stout~ here is my handle, here is my spout~ ♥]]

Switching to information gathering mode.

I am seeking individuals to fill the positions of maid and bodyguard to be employed by the Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan. Please provide personal information and prior work experience.

A request to all participants on the "network": your opinion on God.


[[ooc; The bot has been charged by Caterina to gather information on the City, including potential allies and enemies. Round 1, City. ♥]]

Switching to information gathering mode.

Location unconfirmed.

Seeking information through the "network," including the status of the Vatican and Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan.

All information given will be appreciated.


[[ooc; Comment logging also welcome. Picture a priest standing by the fountain. With a gun. A big gun.]]